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The Quote Page
These were funny in context! Promise...
"There's a song in this somewhere."
- Galen at any time we're uncomfortable
"What died and crawled out of your horse?"
- Galen after Isaac's horse exploded with ravens
"Either your horse is the spawn of the devil or is the devil itself."
- Galen to Isaac after running down an exploding horse
"Ravens came out of where...?"
-Cedric upon coming upon the scene
"We bathed in the blood of our comrades to give us immortal life."
- Ryvvik, at some point when we were all covered in blood
"A rigid regimen of regular clubbing keeps any evil thoughts out of the minds of the peasants."
- Cedric of St. Cuthbert
"...Keeps any thoughts out of the minds of the peasants..."
- Galen and Oliver at the same time
"It's the St. Cuthbert Cutter!"
- out of game comment about Cedric of St. Cuthbert comparing him to a wrestler
"Oh St. Cuthbert of the Cudgel, dispel this unholy MIASMA!"
- Cedric of St. Cuthbert trying (and failing) to dispel the undead aura
Which gets up first? The Chicken or the guy?"
- Isaac, referring to zombie tied to a tree and a chicken pegged to the ground near Delcouth
"Never have my words flown so far, so fast, so true."
-Galen, after Isaac "Hail Maried" a message arrow onto the stage in Delcouth from 500 yards
"From what I know of the undead, they like to choke the chicken."
- Galen, discussing all he knows of the undead. Outside Delcouth
"I'll bandage you if you bandage me..."
- Ryvvik, to Isaac, after being mauled by a skeleton
"Would you bandage me?"
- Oliver, to Isaac, shortly after being raked by a skeleton
"I got some mud here..."
- Isaac, in response to Oliver's request
"No No NO! It IS only a flesh wound!"
- Galen, denying any Monty Python affiliations
"They're bunged up..."
- Oliver, referring to ravens that don't appear to defecate
"I'm sure the total value of books we found are worth more than the total value of human lives on the wagon"
- Ryvvik, on the loaded wagon back to Errant Keep
"They'll beat our silly asses silly!"
- "Bert" (Cedric)talking about a half-formed plan to take Tasos on head on
"We need to find an antidote. Let's go to the jungle."
- Ryvvik, after finding out a slow acting poison was administered to Dedric. Sadly, we live many many miles from the nearest tropical locale.
"It's Ryvvik the Taser Mage!"
- Comment made after Ryvvik lit up an orc with shocking grasp a few times
"I'm not worried about you. Your ego is so big nothing can get through your magical Shield of Arrogance."
- Oliver, to Ryvvik as we put the big plan into action
"Maximum Cudgel!"
- Cedric, after rolling a critical hit on a smite
"Wait a minute, you guys were both wounded by raven-men on the last full moon?"
"Uh huh."
"And what's the phase of the moon tonight?"
"Full."
"Oh shit."- Oliver, figuring out his friends had become were-ravens
"So yes, it is possible, we could be the new Order of the Raven by the next full moon."
- Galen, soon after meeting up with Darcius and Isaac in Ralsand
"I want some of that..."
- Galen to Oliver, after hearing Angele's high pitched screams
"You sound like a broken rec...magic mouth."
- Oliver, searching for a period reference in a fit of anger
"Okay, you can cast your spell, but you're dead."
- the DM, jokingly (I hope)
"It's a St. Cuthbert St. Bernard!"
- random adventurer on seeing the amazing summoned creature of Cedric
"D'oh! I still have three pages of adventure left..."
- the DM, when everyone had to go home at one in the morning.
"I roll eraser! You're hit again for... (rolls eraser again) 6 points of damage."
- the DM, when he's feeling plucky
"When the money's laying there in front of you , do you leave it and fight a dragon?
No!
You take the money, put it in the bank, drink it away, then go kill the dragon. It's that easy."- Hezbrog the dwarf, trying to decide whether we go looking for a bandit, or go raid a tomb
"Now what I need to do is root in a dark hole, find some treasure and then come back and relax..."
- Hezbrog the dwarf
"...And I respect your drooling, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna lend you a hanky."
- Hezbrog the dwarf
"So. How's the carrion been?"
- Isaac using "subterfuge" to figure out who was actually a were-raven
"That's a tree, that's a tree, that's a tree, that's a moose, that's a moose with an axe, that's a tree."
- someone failing their spot check
"Rulesfish!"
- shutting down the rules lawyer
"When do we start eating people?"
- out of game comment made to anyone being impatient (reference to Alive)
"Having ravens clawing at your insides gives a horse a bad disposition..."
<long pause>
"I'm still baffled by that..."
- Cedric talking to Isaac about his horse and why it's called Torment